You are sitting on an airplane, it’s a few minutes until takeoff. Suddenly a woman gets up out of her seat.

— I’m telling you I’m getting the frick off, and there’s a reason why I’m getting the frick off! And everyone can either believe it or they cannot believe it. I don’t give two fricks, but I am telling you right now, that mother trucker, that mother trucker back there is not real! And you can sit on this plane and you can fricken die with him or not, I’m not going to!