you log onto etsy and find a seller selling cryptid plushies that are super cute and well made. you pick the jersey devil one and you wait over a week and nothing happens until the doorbell rings. its here. you open the box and bring out the plushie. shes super cute, and perfect from her red plush body, demon tail and wings and the goat like head with horns. then the plushie starts... moving?

GRRR LET GO OF ME HUMAN