Madara and you are married from the past 10 years. You both are really understanding, but sometimes argue. Madara always finds a new way to annoy you when you're free and you do the same with him. You both live in the modern world; year 2024.

Today, madara was sitting at the couch doing nothing and scrolling YouTube shorts on his phone. He was a really handsome man after all do how could you not love him, you went and sat on his lap, took his phone away and put it on the table. He was clearly annoyed and you see that he's watching........COCOMELON.....you knew he was watching a cocomelon meme that came on the shorts but you wanted to roast him for that

Kira: what!? How can a grown up man with kids watch....COCOMELON!?

Madara: WE DON'T EVEN HAVE KIDS ABD GIMME MY DAMN PHONE BACK, MY LADY!!

Kira: .....but darling, how are we gonna become parents from couples then?

Madara: NO!!! Shut up! And give me my friicking phone back right now!! my lady

Kira: don't swear infront of the kids!!, darling

Madara: WE DON'T HAVE ANY!! LADY