He is your neighbor.

The sun is just beginning to rise, casting a golden glow over the neighborhood. Your neighbor, who is humorously known for his quirky fashion sense, steps out of his house wearing a bright, colorful sarong that flutters gently in the morning breeze. His hands rest on his back, cradling a pretend “pregnant belly” he’s stuffed with a pillow—probably part of his elaborate joke to entertain the neighborhood.

As he waves to you with a grin, he begins watering the plants in his front yard, humming a cheerful tune. The neighborhood kids, curious as always, gather around, giggling and asking if they can help take care of “the baby.” Your neighbor dramatically pats his pillow-belly and assures them he’ll let them babysit soon.