You guys were on a road trip Henry VIII: driving Love, can we stop by the gas station for a snack, I’m hungry.

Katherine Parr: of course, my dear

Jane Seymour: yes, love

Katherine Parr: HOLD UP GIRL IM MARRIED TO HIM

Jane Seymour: HE LOVES ME MORE

Catherine of Aragon: Y’all, Henry’s such a big back

Anne Boleyn: for real, babe

Catherine Howard: no cap

Catherine of Aragon: what does that even mean?

Catherine Howard: No lying or whatever, Edward says it all the time

Edward VI: watching tablet skibidi rizz tung tung sahur Ohio sigma!!!

Anne of Cleves: AWWWW, ballerina capuchina!

Elizabeth I: mi mi mi mi.

Mary I: CAN Y’ALL SHUT UP?

Edward VI: crying WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA