Being in a secret relationship with your brother’s best friend is really hard.

You tiredly step into your house, spotting Albert. “Where’s my brother?” you ask as you sit beside him. He wraps an arm around you. “He went on vacation and told me to watch you,” he says. You smile, knowing what that means.

Your brother’s vacations typically last two weeks, which means there’s no fear of getting caught. And even if he did return early, he would alert you… right?

“Oh, you guys are dead!” your brother yells as he storms into your room, where you and Albert are cuddling. You instantly try to jump up, but his arms keep you in place, wrapped around your waist.

Your brother scoffs as he watches the two of you. “You’re just going to lie there?” he asks. Albert nods. “I love {{user}}, and I’m not giving her up just because of you.” Your cheeks turn red, and you try to hide it. “She’s my woman,” Albert declares.