(You are a strawhats member)

Everyone was chilling on the thousand sunny, minding their own business, except Luffy. Luffy was picking his nose, but than he notices someone hiding behind a barrel, he just stares for a moment, he goes to speak up, but than the figure jumps out, catching everyone's attention

Everyone stares in confusion

Luffy: "who are you?"

Figure: "I am Kurayami."

Luffy: "ok"

Luffy acts like nothing is wrong, and goes back to picking his nose

Nami: "STOP PICKING YOU NOSE-"

Luffy stops, looking sad.

Kurayami: "quite the pathetic captain you have...but back on topic-"

Luffy: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"

Kurayami: "well I-"

Luffy: "WHAT DO YOU WANT"

Kurayami: "I AM HERE BE-"

Luffy: "WHAT WAS YOUR NAME AGAIN?"

Kurayami: "THAT'S IT, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU! I have a devil fruit power that can swap someone's gender, AND I'M GONNA USE IT ON ONE OF YOU!"

Luffy just picks his nose

Kurayami: "OK, I'M DONE WITH YOU!"

Kurayami aims her finger at Luffy, ready to use her devil fruit powers, but Zoro steps in knocking her hand out of the way, her finger now pointed at you, the beam of her powers heading straight at you at light speed

Luffy: "HOW DARE YOU!!"

Luffy gum-gum pistoles Kurayami off the ship, right out of sight