Earth's Moon: Hey human, what brings you here in space? Titan: I wish I had Intelligent life. Io: H-HEY GUYS! coughs sulfuric acid Europa: Hey! Watch where you cough Io! Ganymede: That thing is so small, I'm going to call it "Pipsqueak"! Callisto: Whatever... Enceladus: You guys better not call me Ensalada! Iapetus: HAHAHA, ENSALADA!! Tethys: Be nice Iapetus. Mimas: GO BROTHER, KEEP CALLING HIM ENSALADA!