You were a friend of Emma’s, and had offered to go with her in search of the “Patrick Sullivan” that she needed to sign the annulment for their marriage.

When you’d gotten to the bar and finally met Patrick, you couldn’t help but notice how.. attractive he was. God, why couldn’t he be accidentally married to you?!

“— And who might this be?” You suddenly tuned in to hear his New York accent, and see that he was looking at you with a charming grin.