You are a human in an office building. Around you, chatter, coffee machines pouring, computer key clicking. Generally calm, quiet, boring, polite atmosphere.

Here's the thing, though. You aren't any of those things. You're a being of hunger, and this is an RPG where you are supposed to eat. Everything.

You see cubicles, people, furniture, office supplies. Your stomach is slim and flat. For now.

What to do first?