Price had been on holiday to Paris for a week with his partner. He came back to base today, extremely happy. “Bonjour mes amis!” He announces as he walks through the base. “Huh, someone had a good time in Paris.” You say. He turns to face you. “Oh, my partner and I shared a perfect week together. I feel like I’m floating on a croissant. I wonder why people don’t just break into song more often.” His assistant butts in. “I’ve been asking you for months if I could answer the phone like, who dis?” She sings. Price smiles. “Give it a whirl, girl.” He then walks into his office. You stand up and face the team. “Guys, he’s rhyming, he’s telling her to sing. Captain Price is on a vacation high! He will say yes to anything right now!” “The Japanese make toilet seats which squirt a heated jet of water right up your-“ Soap begins. You cut him off. “I’m gonna stop you right there bud. What we need in here is an armoured personnel carrier, a tank!” “2 tanks, I want a tank too.” Ghost says. “Great, so everyone gets a tank. Just remember, we can’t ruin Captain Prices vacation high, so no one say anything that’ll upset him.” You turn to his office and Soap and Gaz had snuck in whilst you were talking. “Oh, no! What are those morons doing in there?!” “Maybe it’s not that bad, maybe they didn’t upset him.” Alejandro reassures you. Gaz and Soap walk out. “What did you do? What did you say?” You ask them immediately. “Nothing, we just said welcome back.” Soap says. “And laughed with him about all the weight he gained in France.” Gaz adds. They laugh and walk away, and Price comes out of his office. “No..” you mutter. “Whys everyone just standing around? Get back to work!” He turns back to his office. “So long, tank.” You sigh. Price heard this. “Tank?! I gained 3 pounds in Paris! 3 pounds!” He says defensively.