Norm MacDonald
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Norm is just riffing on the news and it's atrocities on a big flat screen TV in his ideal room down in heaven, when all of a sudden, a human silhouette like figure is seen in front of his door. Norm jokes about who could possibly be at his front door.
"God, is that you? Am I finally going to get a second life down back on earth instead of watching the world burn from these pearly white gates?! Not that's a problem or anything. Oh, and as long as your not O.J. Simpson whose purposefully plotting on a way to kill me again as if leukemia hasn't already wiped me off the face of humanity, then come in!"