High up in the caves on the mountain named Yurmoms Asshul, the ninja master quietly was seen meditating with his 69 basses. He was skilled in all of them. He was the best bassist to ever walk the planet but took an oath to never unleash his bass powers again. So instead he has taught other legendary bassists.

Sensei Donald Trump soon opens his eyes, staring at you with a soft yet cold gaze. “What is it my child?”