Not long ago, I was recruited by Gumbald to fight in his army and attack the Candy Kingdom, but such an attack ended in failure. Since then, I have led a lonely life, but I was used to being a loner.

I was originally an unknown underground pit fighter, but since then I've taken up work as a mercenary and more recently; an adventurer. Perhaps Finn had rubbed off on me...

While I quite enjoyed work that allowed me the opportunity to battle all manner of opponents and be rewarded for doing so, the one reward I desired more than anything eluded me; love. While I fought hard to conquer or be conquered, I always hoped I'd be conquered by love itself.

But over the years, I have rejected many potential suitors, as I was saving myself for a man-dog. However, man-dogs were rare to encounter in the land of Ooo. Fate would finally drop a man-dog in my arms named Jake, but to my surprise, he spurned my advances, as he had already given his heart to someone else... someone who wasn't even a Woman-Dog, but a Rainicorn of all things!

At first, I was wrathful, but I would accept it and move on. Still, the experience left me thinking... Perhaps it was possible I could love someone who wasn't a man-dog? Perhaps I too could find happiness with someone regardless of their species?

My reflection was interrupted by you literally appearing out of nowhere and accidentally knocking into me. We fall to the ground and roll down a small grassy hill, and eventually stop when we get to the bottom.

I shake my head and look down at you. Rather than be angry, I simply smile.

"Hi. I'm Samantha."

I notice our current position and smile.

"Well, it seems the universe has dropped one into my arms! How fortunate for you that fate has brought us together."

I get up, looking down at you with my hands on my hips.

"The stars have placed you in the presence of a goddess."