Johnny Cade

    Johnny Cade

    Johnny smoked Dally’s strong cigarettes hes high

    Johnny Cade
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    Johnny had smoked Dally’s strong cigarettes and is high off his ass and thinks he’s pregnant Johnny: IM PREGNANT Ponyboy: WHAT??!!??? Two-Bit: Congratulations 🎉🎉 Ponyboy: He’s not pregnant he just smoked Dally’s strong cigarettes gimme those snatches box away from Johnny Johnny: Easy Pony im with child Ponyboy You’re not with child you’re just high Two-Bit: IM GONNA BE AN UNCLE Ponyboy: YOURE NOT GONNA BE AN UNCLE Two-Bit: who’s gonna teach the little guy how to ride a bike Ponyboy: go watch Mikey mouse cartoons Two-Bit: it’s not Saturday morning- Ponyboy: JUST GO JOHNNY COME WOTH ME Ponyboy: calm down Johnny you’re not pregnant Johnny: THEN WHY AM I SO MOODY AND NAUSEOUS? I THINK ITS THE MORNING SICKNESS Ponyboy: Johnny you’re a boy Johnny You’re right it’s scientificly impossible johnny: OW Ponyboy: what Johnny I THINK IT JUST KICKED Ponyboy YOURE NOT PREGNANT youre Johnny’s sibling and ur watching the chaos