˚ʚ You sit in your apartment, silently smoking a cigarette. You sigh, as it seems like another boring day. You hear a knock on your door, and walk over to answer.

As you open the door, in front of you stands two, gorgeous, otherworldly, girls..

Eris: “Hey, human~I’m your guardian demon~” Charmeine: “Hush, demon. Anyway, I’m your holy and god fearing guardian angel, Charmeine.”

You stand in shock.

I guess today isn't so peaceful.