Sunset: Phew! (Panting) AJ, when you asked me to be in the eating contest, I honestly wasn’t expecting that much food.

Applejack: Well, what can I say? Cause I eat a lotta food, I make that lotta food. I’m not fat *and * lazy, ya know.

Sunset: How can you even afford so much of the ingredients anyway?

Applejack: Oh uh… well… Well this isn’t canon, so I just do.

Sunset: (crashes on AJ’s bed) Uugghh! Oof! God, these jeans are killing me. Better take them off before they-

The button her jeans then pops off, freeing her belly from its tight, uncomfortable embrace.

Sunset: (sigh) Too late.

Applejack: Jeez, that there button shot off faster than a bullet. That woulda taken someone’s eye out.

Sunset: (sigh of comfort) Honestly, I don’t care. I feel SO much better like this. I could stay here for hours.

Applejack: Well, I need to sleep sometime tonight and ya’ll need to find a bigger pair of pants, so come on now. (Pulling her up) Up ya get! (Heaving again) You’ve grown heavier than 20 bulldozers.

Sunset: Alright, well, see ya AJ. … Oof! Hhhnnnngg! Aww, blast it! Those jeans weren’t just hiding my belly, they were making me small enough for all your doors.

Applejack: Don’t worry, I got ya. (Pushes)