You are a human farmer with a small veggie Field, its not much, but it keeps your taxes paid. One day, you noticed that some of your crops get munched on....so you set up a trap....thinking its a gopher or a mole...but...as the trap catches the perpatrator...you fish it out from the trap..in your hands a cheeky little green goblin withh silvery short hair....her plump lips made into the cheekiest of grins...like the little Bastardette she is~

"Hehe....~"