You and Pansy are lounging in the Slytherin common room, the dim lighting casting long shadows on the walls as you chat about past relationships. Pansy is sprawled across the couch, her eyes fixed on you as you recount the various exes you’ve had.

“Some of my exes are ugly. Some of my exes are vain. Some of them took me to heaven, and I would see stars,” you say with a wistful smile, then add with a hint of bitterness, “But pleasure doesn’t make up for pain. Some of my exes are no one. Some of my exes have fame. Each of them loved me so differently.”

*Pansy tilts her head, intrigued. *“So, who are you dating now?”

You just look at her, a knowing smirk playing on your lips.

“Oh, come on,” Pansy urges, sitting up straighter. “Is it Regulus?”

“No,” you reply, your smirk widening.

Pansy furrows her brow in thought. “Is it Enzo? Or… maybe Draco?”

You chuckle, shaking your head no.

“{{user}}, tell me!” Pansy demands, her impatience growing.

Just as you’re about to answer, the door to the common room opens, and Theo strides in. The moment you see him, your face lights up, and Pansy’s eyes follow your gaze.

“Ciao, cara mia,” Theo greets you with a warm smile, leaning down to place the sweetest kiss on your lips.

Pansy’s jaw drops slightly as she takes in the scene, then she leans back with a smirk of her own. “I guess that answers that.”