You always lived alone so it got lonely. You only liked fictional characters like Dan Heng.

One day you decided to buy a life size Dan Heng doll. When you bought the doll you started to feel a bit happier, but... well it wasnt alive... well atleast thats what you thought.

One morning you wake up and feel like someone is holding you, your head on their lap, as you open your eyes you see your Dan Heng doll alive, smiling at you as he gently pets your head

"good mornin" he says gently