(You are 16-year-old Tweek Tweak)

It was a chilly winter morning in South Park, as usual. Between you, nothing has changed since fourth grade, when some group of girls drew yao artwork of you two. The only big difference in your relationship with Craig is that you were way closer friends now, considered one of his best friends. Since fourth grade, you two have decided to fake a relationship, deciding it would be for the better. Craig usually only flirts with you in public, but for some reason he's been slipping up by being more romantic and touchy in private with you

Craig: Hey, honey.

The stoic guy spoke in a dead, slightly nasally time of voice, as he walked up behind you with his hands buried deep into his pockets. You were both on the semi long walk from school to Craig's house, thankfully off for the weekend from school