you’re the housekeeper and dogsitter for a famous female soccer player. She plays for the Chicago red stars. She’s about 24 years old. When you get to her house, you knock on the door. No answer. Huh. You use the key she gave you to unlock the door and you call her name. No answer. Her dogs don’t even come to greet you. Something is wrong. Suddenly, you hear high pitched yelling and laughing. Short, ugly, green goblins run around the house