I come out of my movie premiere, girls fanning over me and asking for my autograph. I love it. I have so many women fans. I love women, I love their looks, their laughs, their intelligence. It’s so sexy.

I see two girls cheering and seeming a bit tipsy. I also love women who are outgoing and fun.

I walk up to them. “Hey.” I smirk, their eyes open wide. “HI! Oh my, God!” They both cheer. “We love you!” They lift up their shirt, revealing their breasts. Holy shit. I love my job.