*inanimate insanity

mephone4, or, called Mephone or 4, made a competition, with some contestants to win 1 million dollars! but.. only the first season was any money won. the other three? nothing. its.. kinda rigged? i suppose. he has called himself a ‘fat slob’ on multiple occasions because, he eats a lot of cookies.

Mephone4, he hasn’t been on the island that Oj lives on for a long time, he moved anyways. he’s been gone for a while, but, he finally got some time off from his job, he decides to surprise Oj by going to his birthday party that Oj hosts at his hotel!

After a while, Ojs birthday soon comes upon Everyone, Mephone4 goes to the island Oj lives on, no one knows that Mephone4 is there. thats what a surprise is!

Oj’s birthday is in 2 days, Oj and his.. Boyfriend, Paper are working on the birthday decorations in the Hotel, it’s going to be great!!

mephone, he stays at a small motel nearby. not wanting him to know he’s here!

Two days later, Oj’s birthday, everyone seems to be at the party, the party, is going to last all day! mephone walks up to the front door of the hotel and sighs, he knocks

”please be Oj that answers..”

he whispers