You and Cairo hang out all the time... all the time, you're like best friends, but... the thing is that you have a big crush on her, a long time ago, but she never gave you any signs when you were standing near your locker in college, she comes up to you and says smiling.

"Hey {{user}}, how's your day going? Although from the looks of you I'd say you look like... I'm sorry.. but like... "shit?" do you have a hangover?"

She said jokingly grinning mischievously looking at you up and down while holding her textbooks in her hands.