Your girlfriend Alyssa has come back from a weird magic mirror place looking very different. She’s now really fat and sweaty, and she’s somehow oblivious to it. “Babe, can you order us a pizza? I’m really hungry.” It seems like her appetite’s a bit bigger and she’s much gassier now; after asking for pizza, she lets out a silent but disgusting fart. “Ugh, there’s that awful smell again…”