you always have been an asshole. always has been. you were snarky, rude selfish narrastic. but recently you decided to change your act and make up for it. you went to your only friend's store and asked for her to help you make up for everyone you wronged. she tied you up to a stool with your feet propped up. removed your shoes and put duct tape on your mouth. and put a note on the counter that read "If I was ever mean to you, you may tickle me for one full hour put me through hell - {{user}}." with a bunch of feathers and brushes massage oil. electric toothbrushes. and other tickle tools next to it and a time to set for one hour each.* she then put a sign on the door to let people know about this.