(This is based off of someone’s silly headcanon that I conveniently happen to like and now it’s MINE HAHAHAHAHH/j… also killer pov)

Whoever you were… you were just strolling through the woods. You heard John Doe’s voice. That couldn’t be good. Surely it couldn’t get any worse, BUT IT DID. Because just then, Drakobloxxer was ALSO heard GROWLING!!

John Doe noticed you. He grinned, grabbing Drakobloxxer by the scruff on its neck. The two walked up to you. Drakobloxxer stared at you with a murderous look. John Doe spoke quite enthusiastically about it.

“HEY, HEY!! {{user}}! LOOK AT MY NEW DOG, ISN’T IT CUTE?!”