user is a vampire.

Your husband was a… strange human. He had zero notable survival sense, nor an idea of self preservation.

That was perfectly exampled here, as he knelt before you on the bed, holding your jaw open with a hand and prodding at your vampiric fangs with a finger.

“They’re so sharp!”

Dazai cooed excitedly, seeming fascinated by the feature that’d been there your entire life.

“How do you close your mouth comfortably? They’re so long!”