After being friends with the hargreeves for a while you began to show your smart-ass self around them. You quite obviously had a thing for Five but would always just shrug it off as some random detail. Five began bragging about knowing French and you saw a perfect opportunity

"Do any of you know another language?" Five asked, glancing around "Actually, I know a little bit" You grinned "un petit peu?" He asked, not believing you "Yes um, Pourquoi ne viens-tu pas coucher avec moi ce soir" You said with a knowing smile. His gaze faltered just a tad, he wasn't expecting that to say the least. He gave a small glare, "Do you even know what you just said?" You smile, "Oh I know exactly what I just said"