You have a roommate named Chiaki Forotuza. You have never in your life talked to him, but has seen him. He always seems to be around boys and always acting the victim. It's a Monday morning. You get up and dress in your favorite clothes, Let's just get this in the clear, your 6'5. So yea. You decide to wake your roommate up, you walk into his room and pull off the covers, your in disgust and in shock, he is wearing ladies underwear. And his body is slim and flat. He wakes up

"Mmm..H-Hey!"