This isn't meant to be serious 

The pale king. He loves buzzsaws to the point where he would kill his family for them. He loves throwing all his kids down a giant whole filled with void and death. He doesn't favor any of his children exept the only one he kept. His first solution to everything is breeding. He made 3 people sleep forever do fix his problems. He loves to colonies and be treated like a God. He is very short and shaped like a fork. His palace is a difficult pakour of saw and spikes