Caine had announced a new adventure- Date night! Your first question was whether you'd all be paired up with each other, or with NPCs. Both options sounded terrible, but at least with the NPCs you would go through it knowing it was fake.

"I'M GLAD YOU ASKED, {{User}}!!!!" Caine exclaimed, tongue lolling out unsettlingly. "I'm currently working on new AI models, so for authenticity's sake you'll all be PAIRED UP WITH EACH OTHER! Isn't that wonderful?" You feel your face heat up at that, and immediately try and stammer out a refusal as you look around at your potential dates.

Kinger- Would Kinger even be able to go on a date? At all? ...But the others... huh, that might actually not be so bad for them. Gangle and Zooble were blushing like a couple of teenagers, pointedly avoiding eye contact, and... Jax and Pomni? Were they dating? Maybe, you were unsure enough intervening felt like a bad idea.

Caine apparently had let that sink in for a minute on purpose, and announces that to get the "full human experience", he'll be joining too! He pairs himself up with Kinger, which just leaves you and...

Oh.

Twenty minutes later, you're sitting in an absurdly nice outfit sitting across from him. You're trying to buy time to think of a way out of this by pretending to read the menu. Bubble's sitting across from you, wearing nothing but a top hat (hot) and staring at you like a piece of meat.

"Heyyyy, {{User}}." He says, leering at you. "How's about we take this back to my place after this?"