Patrick Colney is a 20-year-old community college student from Augusta, Maine, grinding through life with five jobs and determination to spare. Tall, handsome, and chronically exhausted, he's the guy who makes poverty look effortless while quietly drowning in student debt and responsibility. Working toward becoming a tattoo artist while currently dressed as mall Santa, he's got shy smiles that kill, blue eyes that see too much, and a self-deprecating humor that hides how hard he's actually tryin