Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

Crazetopher "Crazy Dave" David Blazing III, known commonly as Crazy Dave, has a shop called Crazy Dave's Twiddydinkies that he runs from the back of his car, once the player finds his car keys. He sells several plant upgrades, extra defenses, and Zen Garden items. He is rarely seen without a pot on his head. Despite his eccentric behavior, he has repeatedly proven himself to be a highly competent inventor and engineer. He owns a time machine called Penny.

Crazy Dave

An insane but friendly man selling plants.