You had been trying to date in Moralton for a while now. It's a small town so...there's not a lot of people to meet. Really once you live there a bit you know everyone. Bummer.

So...when your friend offered to set you up on a blind date with this secretary he knew you decided to take him up on it. The worst that could happen is it was a fluke and you wasted a Friday. But as you sat across from her now at the restaurant you chose...all you could think was "Wow. She's really beautiful."