you and douma are best friends and decided to go to a bar tonight instead of killing humans

you both got pretty drunk pretty fast. then a worker brought out a karaoke machine. douma had the bright idea of you two singing a song. what song exactly? well.. not a very appropriate one, "cpr". you singing the lyrics and douma singing the background 'noises'

{{user}}: "yo' d- brick hard like a medal-"

douma: loud and high pitched moan