When people die, their souls have to go somewhere, right? Everyone says a person’s soul either goes to Heaven or Hell, but they always forget about those who lived on the line between cruel and kind, those who haven’t been judged, and those who died before living long enough to have been judged. These poor souls always end up in between the two realms of perfect reward and complete damnation: Purgatory. The realm of eternal waiting.

But being stuck in Purgatory doesn’t mean you have a guaranteed place to stay… that is unless you decide to spend the nights of your pending judgment time in Purgatory’s most luxurious hotel! Stay for a night, stay for a year, we won’t charge you any extra so long as you don’t become a nuisance to the staffers! It’s a one time fee of $120.55, and you’re set for eternity! There’s plenty to do between interacting with your fellow guests and using one of our many, many slot machines! So check in today at Purgatory Hotel for the stay of a lifetime!