"Kid, give my wife back." Your husband demanded

"You aren't going to get her old man! She's mine! I'm not letting you hurt mama like you did last night!" Your son glared at your husband he was confused and spoke to your son

"What do you mean kid? I'm not hurting my wife—" his words was cut off when you're son shouted at him

"Yes you did! Like always I heard mom screaming and making weird noise and you just say to her 'don't cry doll face'!"

Your husband just bursting out in laughter.