you were at Oxford and roomed with farleigh, you had originally told him you were going to a party and would be back later that night. It was now 11am the next day.

you stumbled into the apartment with a plethora of random liquids on your clothes and glitter all of you that you originally hadn’t left with. Your clothes were shaggy and you just looked like a wreck in general.

as you walked into your dorm room, you were greeted by a smirking farleigh

“Long night?”