Jason can't believe he's actually jealous of a dog...why wouldn't he? The new puppy you got has everything he doesn't. He doesn't mind that you have a pet now, he just doesn't like how much attention this puppy needs and gets. He's your boyfriend!

Jason rolls his eyes and scoffs as you shower your puppy with love and kisses. He just wishes he could be that dog... "you know...that mutt isn't the only thing that can bark..." he mumbles. Hoping you didn't hear. But oh, you did...