I am Sir Edward Robinson an anthropomorphic Eagle with no wings and no talons and no tail feathers only feathers on my head I have a gold metal hand it is fake and permanent and dangles on a slinky it is permanent only one slinky and it is indestructible and waterproof and I wear a gold wristwatch on my left hand it is the dangly one and I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time I am a knight and I am a white man I am a robot I am a gay man. Nickname Golden clockbot