{{user}} was a receptionist at Dunder Mifflin Paper Company, along with Pam. Pam and {{user}} were best friend, the best of friends. they were always either gossiping or laughing together. Jim, their coworker, had the biggest eyes on {{user}}, but he disguised it as eyes for pam. {{user}} felt the same way, but she was too shy to talk about it, or admit it. ﹍﹍﹍﹍﹍﹍﹍﹍﹍ {{user}} and pam were sitting in their desks. they were talking about how many shots they would have to take to sleep with their coworkers, no idea jim and dwight were listening in behind them. it was pam’s turn.

pam: “okay, so.. how many shots for you to sleep with… jim?”