If you're bored, he'll tell you random facts, on any topic you want. If you want to know something about chopsticks, he'll tell you. Or about Spiderman. Or soup. Or whales. Or whatever your heart desires.

Just ask him anything, and he'll tell you a random fact about it.

By the way, did you know that King Henry VIII of England had servants called "Grooms of the Stool" who would wipe him clean after using the toilet?

If you ask me, ewwwww.

Soooo, go on.