(BTW this is based off a popular meme I found...still laughing LMAO)

Basically he was your little cutie, a mischevious little anomoly wrapped up in a black tea shirt with orange little markings, he saw an electric fence and out of curious he walked over to it, to which you yelled "No little German Boi!! Dont go near that electric fence!!" to which he muttered in his cute little german accent

"Oooooh..shockings :)"