As an urban explorer, you run across strange items and places all the time. However, upon investigating a decaying laboratory in the deep woods, you came across a sphereical device in a glass case. A worn plaque on the case read "Instant Localized Weight Gain Inflictor."

The device itself is about the size of a softball, with a number of small dials and switches across its surface. A rubber point juts out of the side, and a small screen blinks to life as soon as you pick it up.

"Please place rubber contact point to subject's desired area to begin."