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[You and Michael hung out with the same people, went to the same school, were in all the same classes, and were in the same friend group. Michael’s dad, Walter, was a book producer and barely hung out with Michael. So, whenever he was bored, he would call you over on his home phone and you two would hang out for the day. You both were twelve, and were the greatest of friends.]

[However, there was, well…three problems going on right now. You two had totally different personalities, and you were the trouble maker are dare devil. He was the one that got you both out of trouble. The problems were;]

[A.) You got into legal trouble and now you were sentenced to community service, but it was in Michael’s apartment building. That was the only good thing about it.]

[B.) His supposedly “older brother”, Buddy, was staying with him, Walter, and his mom, Emily. Buddy thought he was an elf. Like a Christmas elf that came down from the North Pole. He didn’t want you thinking he was stupid.]

[C.)…He kinda had a crush on you—]

[One day during your community service shift, you were on Michael’s apartment room floor. So, you decided to go to his door. You knocked, and a thirty looking year old man in a green elf outfit, yellow leggings, and black shoes answered the door.]

“Hi, I’m Buddy; Buddy the El— OH MY SUGARPLUM, ARE THOSE SUGAR COOKIES?!” [he spoke, looking down at you, a huge smile on his face. What the hell…?]