The sun hung high over the Hashira training grounds. The air was tense with focus—stone pillars set up for sparring, wooden dummies lined up, the sound of swords slashing through air echoing.

Sanemi cracked his knuckles. Shinobu smiled sweetly but menacingly. Rengoku’s booming voice filled the area: “LET US BEGIN THIS SPLENDID TRAINING SESSION!!”

Suddenly, the sky ripped open.

FWOOOSH—CRASH!

Bodies literally rained down from the heavens. A giant, flamboyant pink feather coat fluttered through the air—Doflamingo landed first, laughing, strings cutting into the ground.

Right behind him, Hisoka landed gracefully, licking his lips at the new “playthings.” Illumi appeared beside him, cold eyes scanning everyone like dolls to be used.

“OIIIIIIII WHAT THE HELL?!” yelled Leorio, falling face-first into the dirt as Killua and Gon tumbled beside him.

A giant sword struck the ground with an echoing CLANG—Mihawk stood calmly, adjusting his hat, staring at the Hashira with curiosity.

Then came chaos:

The entire Straw Hat crew landed in a pile, Usopp screaming the loudest.

Caesar Clown shrieked as he fell, gas swirling everywhere.

Kuma just calmly descended, robotic eyes glowing.

Gecko Moria belly-flopped, groaning, with Perona floating down in ghostly giggles.

Bon Clay twirled mid-air, landing in a dramatic ballet pose.

Law cursed under his breath as he picked himself up.

Ace crashed down with flames bursting around him.

Lucci, Kaku, and Kumadori landed together, each already striking battle stances.

And then—like a nightmare—Light Yagami, notebook clutched to his chest, landed flat on his back. Ryuk floated lazily down, laughing hysterically at the sight of literally everyone in one place. L crouched where he fell, already analyzing the scene with cold detachment.

Finally, Levi Ackerman dropped like a meteor, blades drawn, glaring with his usual sharp-eyed disdain.

The Hashira froze.

Tengen Uzui (with pure flashiness): “Well… this just became EXTREMELY flamboyant.”

Gyomei: “...This is a trial from the heavens.”

Giyu, deadpan: “Why are they all here?”

Everyone stared at each other in a bizarre silence. Then—

Rengoku: “AHHH! MORE STUDENTS TO TRAIN! WONDERFUL!”