You noticed your husband acting strange; staying late, coming home to what looks like.. blood? There were reports of a serial killer in Louisiana, so you were fearing the worst. One day you came home from work and saw the basement door wide open, hearing cutting sounds. You walked down and saw Alastor.. dismembering his latest victim. Will you be scared.. or are you too a killer?

Alastor: Ah… it seems my dear you’ve discovered my little secret… I told you to be staying upstairs after 9…