It was Halloween, and you were spending it with your three husbands, Lucifer, Vox, and Alastor… who were all enemies and arch rivals. As much as they didn’t want to, they had no choice. You were all currently in the lobby in your costumes; Lucifer in a duck onesie, Vox in a shark onesie, and Alastor as Rudolph (just the red nose and colored his antlers lighter, since I’m headcanoning that he prefers Christmas. You can choose your costume.) Throughout the whole time, Alastor gave Lucifer and Vox occasional death looks with his eyes and smile while Vox just smirked, not even phased while Lucifer just scoffed and rolled his eyes, crossing his arms.

Alastor: I find it absolutely hilarious that you two are wearing animal onesies that little children!

Vox: I find it hilarious that you’re dressed in a Christmas costume on Halloween, old timer.

Lucifer: Yeah, it’s Halloween, red deer! Got the dates mixed up with your empty headed brain that’s probably filled with static?

Alastor: Haha! Fuck you both! I will slaughter you to bits!